Nastia’s checklist after about two years in Thailand: what to sort out before you fly, in your first week and in your first month, with the Thai you need for each step. Same checklist as in the app.
Before you fly
Easier from your sofa than from a hostel bunk.
Pick the right visa
Up to 30 days: most passports enter visa-free (since 15 Sep 2026, down from 60; some get 15). Before any flight, fill in the Thailand Digital Arrival Card (TDAC) online, within 3 days of landing. Longer: the Destination Thailand Visa (DTV) for remote workers, Muay Thai and cooking students, or a Non-O for retirees and partners. Apply online before you fly; an agent is worth it the first time.
Thai hospitals are excellent and they ask for payment or an insurer at the door. Travel insurance from home often stops at 30 or 90 days; nomad plans renew monthly.
Bang Tao in Phuket felt urban and social to me, Krabi is for hiking, Koh Phangan is for parties, and Bangkok is a real city with cinemas and onsens. Picture a normal Tuesday, then pick.
Fly into the nearest airport
In Sri Lanka I landed in Colombo and then drove eight hours each way. In Thailand check Phuket (HKT), Krabi (KBV), Samui (USM) and Surat Thani (URT, for Koh Phangan). Bangkok has two airports, BKK and DMK: check which one is on your ticket.
I once booked a ten-hour layover just to have dinner in Doha, and it was worth it. I have also missed Singapore because of a transit-visa rule I had not checked. Look up the rules for your passport before you buy.
Book only the first week
In four months of travel in 2025 I slept in more than 35 places. The first week tells you which neighbourhood you actually want: take a serviced apartment for seven nights, then look for a condo on foot.
I planned a solo week-long motorbike trip through Thailand, with camping spots, using GPT deep research. It makes a great first draft; then confirm every campsite and fuel stop locally.
Learn ten words
Hello, thank you, sorry, not spicy, how much, this one, the polite particle. Ten words change how Thais treat you on day one.
Street food and food courts are safe where locals eat. Say how spicy before you order: I once burned my mouth so badly on a soup that I still remember it, and here “a little spicy” is still spicy.
I nearly drowned in Phuket on a big-wave day. From about May to October the Andaman coast gets heavy swell. If the lifeguards fly a red flag or the sign says “no swimming”, stay on the sand.
The small lizard on your wall is a jîng-jòk, the gecko this app is named after. It is harmless and eats mosquitoes. The big one with the loud call is a dtúk-gaae, a tokay.
Pick the neighbourhood by how you will commute, then view five rooms in a day. In July 2026 I rented in Bang Tao for $350 a month; monthly rates are far below nightly ones. Ask about the deposit, the bills per unit and the minimum contract, then ask again for a longer one.
The admin first, then the routine that turns a long stay into a life.
Open a Thai bank account
Possible with a long-stay visa and a residence certificate or a letter from your condo. Bangkok Bank and Kasikorn are the usual choices. Then move money in at the real exchange rate instead of your home bank’s.
Long-stay visas need a 90-day report (online or at immigration) and an extension before the stamp runs out. Put both dates in your calendar on day one.
Pharmacists in Thailand can sell most things without a prescription and most speak some English. Know where the nearest private hospital is before you need it.
I have six driving licences from three countries, so trust me on the paperwork: shops rent to anyone, but insurers do not pay without the A category or a Thai licence. I have taught five designers to ride; practise in a quiet soi first. Helmets are checked at police stops.
Mine in Phuket: yoga or Lagree in the morning, a swim every day, work, then a massage or the cinema. A routine turns a long holiday into a life, and the gym is where you meet people.
Try one Muay Thai class
I train Muay Thai. Beginner classes are everywhere, and counting “one, two, three” with the trainer teaches you Thai numbers faster than any textbook.
In Sri Lanka a few local words in the surf lineup got me more than ten local friends in a week. Learn your neighbours’ names and your vendors’ nicknames, use the polite particle, and use your Thai where you go every day.